Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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