I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
FUCK WHALES
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