Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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