I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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