I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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