There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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