I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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