I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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