So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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