I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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