i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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