When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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