he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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