I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
