I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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