This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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