dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
