So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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