My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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