Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I would fuck him just for his dog
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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