do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Your dad touched me again.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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