No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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