whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
