I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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