if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Even the bartender felt bad for me
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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