i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
