my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
