I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i think i have herpe
just one?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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