My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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