If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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