I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You need a sexual gate keeper
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
