i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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