I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just come out here and I will go home with you...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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