According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
