What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
