is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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