I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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