If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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