i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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