its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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