ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
drinking out of a sandbucket again
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Can I color on your dick again?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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