guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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