We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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