You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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