if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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