You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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