Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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