I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Someone came in the potted fern
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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