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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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