Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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