Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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