what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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