Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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